How it works
CUCKPAD is a Solana launchpad where new coins trade against big memecoins instead of SOL. Buying an egg means buying its parent meme first.
The loop
- 1
Pick a nest
PUMP, ANSEM, USELESS, STONK. Your coin's bonding curve is quoted in that meme, not SOL.
- 2
Lay the egg
Name, ticker, image. We create a Meteora Dynamic Bonding Curve pool with your coin on one side and the parent meme on the other. Your optional first buy rides in the same transaction.
- 3
Every buy buys the parent
Pay with the parent meme directly, or pay with SOL: we route SOL → parent through Jupiter and into the curve in one signature. Either way, the parent meme gets bought.
- 4
Hatch
When $69K-ish of market cap fills the curve, liquidity migrates to a Meteora DAMM v2 pool (egg/parent) and trading continues on Jupiter.
The ANSEM leg is a real market buy. That's the “ANSEM bought through CUCKPAD” number on every nest page.
Fees
| What | Rate | Goes to |
|---|---|---|
| Curve trading fee (buys & sells) | 1% | Split below, paid in the parent meme |
| → Coin creator | 0.4% | Claimable by the creator |
| → CUCKPAD | 0.4% | Platform fee wallet |
| → Meteora protocol | 0.2% | Meteora (20% of the trading fee) |
| Anti-snipe window | 10% → 1% | Fee decays over the first 60s. The creator's bundled first buy pays the floor fee. |
| Launch | Free | You pay only Solana network fees + account rent (~0.02–0.03 SOL) |
| After graduation (DAMM v2 pool) | 1% | LP fees. LP is permanently locked: 50% creator, 50% CUCKPAD |
| SOL routing | 0% | We add nothing on the Jupiter leg; normal route price impact applies |
Coin specs
- Supply: 1,000,000,000 (9 decimals)
- Starting market cap: ≈ $5K
- Graduation market cap: ≈ $69K
- Standard: SPL Token, Metaplex metadata
- Curve: Meteora Dynamic Bonding Curve
- Graduates to: Meteora DAMM v2
Market caps are set in each parent meme when its nest is created, from the USD price at that moment. If ANSEM doubles, ANSEM eggs get more expensive in dollars. That's the point.
The lore
The common cuckoo doesn't build nests. It waits for a bigger, busier bird to step away, lays a single egg that looks just like theirs, and leaves. The host raises the chick as its own. Biologists call it brood parasitism.
Memecoins have hosts too: PUMP, ANSEM, USELESS, STONK have communities that already show up every day. CUCKPAD lays your egg in one of those nests. The difference is that our cuckoo pays rent: every egg that gets bought buys the host first.
Your coin gets bought. ANSEM gets pumped.
Addresses
Network: mainnet-beta
- DBC program
- dbcij3LWUppWqq96dh6gJWwBifmcGfLSB5D4DuSMaqN
- PUMP mint
- pumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn
- PUMP config
- awaiting Meteora token badge
- ANSEM mint
- 9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump
- ANSEM config
- not created yet
- USELESS mint
- Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
- USELESS config
- not created yet
- STONK mint
- 6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx
- STONK config
- not created yet
Fine print
Memecoins are jokes with price charts. Anyone can launch anything; CUCKPAD doesn't vet coins. Don't put in more than you'd happily lose to a bird.
Lay an egg